13 Categories Of Students You Will Find At Night Classes…
The following are the different categories of people you will
night classes in our various higher institution.
1. Customer care agents:
This category of people will keep on receiving calls from the
time they came to class till they sleep off. If you sit beside
them “sorry” and it is more among ladies.
2. The lookers:
This category of people will make sure that they look at any
slightest movement around them. If they ever see a
beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease
catching a glimpse at her/him. You will even wonder if these
people actually came to study or to observe others study.
3. The late comers:
This is common among girls. When you get to class from
6-9pm, you will discover that the class is almost empty.
They are waiting till 11:30 when their presence will be
4. The preachers:
I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class
but nobody could pick the courage to talk to them because
nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God’s word. The worst
part is that these preachers come to preach when they are
tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.5. The itinerant readers:
They are people who move in and out of the reading room
every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about
the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to
six different classes in a night.
6. The unarmed robbers:
Yes I call them unarmed because they look very innocent
when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation
time. They steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/
wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on
the person’s level of expertise and stealing intentions.
7. The chronic sleepers.
Hmmmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and
lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open
their book from the time they came in till the time they will
leave. They are always victims of the category of people
above. The bad thing about these set of people is that they
snore without regards and they fart without conscience.
8. The ash-crammers:
They are our first classers, they will start reading from the
time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they
will be doing during
9. The eaters:
They will buy biscuit, viju
milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, in fact all the snacks in
the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you
are in nursery class or university
night class.10. The pingers:
This set of people will never let their phones be. Some will
even come with up to three phone. Pressing their phone
every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually
studying or proof-reading.
11. The single and searchers :
If i mention everything without mentioning our guys and
babes who come to night class to look for partners then my
list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and
searching every night.
12. The last of it all is the couples:
They will come to class together, continue talking, chatting
and touching each other until they are tired then off they go.
They have gone to night class noni.
13. The analyst:
This category of people are always looking for someone to
argue with. Every topic is potentially arguably. They always
want to make there point. this are the Gani Fawehinmi’s.
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