10 CATEGORIES OF LADIES YOU WILL FIND IN A FEMALE HOSTEL

10 Categories Of Ladies You Will Find In A Female Hostel…
I will like to pen down 10 categories of ladies you will find in
a female hostel…… Girls can form sha
Enjoy!
1) The Mother Hen
– this category of ladies are very advanced in age and at that
behave as if they are mother to everyone. You hear hostel
mates addressing them as “Aunty Mary” or “Sister Joy”.
Hian! It can vex me ehn…are we not in an academic
environment, or did I stop you from starting life early.
Addressing you as aunty doesn’t really mean I respect you.
They also go about forming adviser Nowamagbe because of
their experiences.
2) The Spirit Koko
– this category wakes you up in the morning with the sound
of speaking in tongues, they pray like the Pharisees and rub
religion into every conversation. (Aza bilivoh syndrome).
They also campaign for hostel devotion prayers, religious
activities and worry you if you don’t attend fellowship
meetings.
3) The Bully
– this category are deceived by their physical size or strength
so think they can trample on anyone. They are aggressive,
accost and jump lines. They are non- receptive to new
roommates and quarrel as often as they have an audience.
They are typical noisemakers.
4) The Cook
– this category are utmostly concerned with what they will
cook to it, they buy food stuff like it is a family house, cook
all day long and crucify others that eat out. Their dresses
always smell of kitchen….eeeew!
5) The Borrower
– this category can borrow anything from cotton bud, face
wipes, detergent, food seasoning, toothpaste to even your
bathing spongeThey never consider buying theirs for peace
sake.
6) The Nerd
– they are called oversyllabus or Scholastica. She goes about
with books and study materials, discussing what she has
covered even far beyond the lecturer, intimidating people
who have not been studying. Their social life is inversely
tending towards infinity.
7) The Wannabe Big Girl
– this one’s claim to be what they are really not, live fake
lives and snubs at people. She lies about having good
escapades. It’s all a sham.
8.) The Big Girl
– by their decking and carriage you know them. Expensive
designer clothing, TFC meals,Goathuman hair, vacation trip.
She is also polite and mingle when necessary.
9) The Absentee
– this category of ladies are never around, they just breeze in
and breeze out. They usually have a 1,001 other places to
pass the night. Their space is unkempt because they never
have time to arrange it. Some of them don’t even know the
name of co-roommates. The days they are around they
sleep for like 2days straight.
10) The Regular Girl
– she is cool, calm and collected. Walks into the room, greet
everyone and retires to her corner. Participates in gist when
needful or invited. She lives a moderate life; you cannot
easily classify her personality, but you admire her from a
distance.
Well, I am not too sure of the section to post this, forgive
me


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